Breaking News at Hair and Heels

Hello, everyone.

You may know me around LDW land and Enchantrix Empire as Castaway, and I have some news to share.  Due to Ms. Ivy and Ms. Alexandria’s ever expanding roles in the LDW Universe, in addition to the many hours they put into rocking their devoted callers and admirers during their “day job”, they have decided to hire me as a “Hair and Heels” lead correspondent.  Now, in my time in the community, I have always aspired to be the “Cary Grant of LDW”, so I suppose applying that complete delusion of grandeur here would make me Ms. Ivy and Ms. Alexandria’s “Guy Friday”.  Print may be a dying medium, but I will do my best to represent the fourth estate with my reporting here.  To be honest, I just hope to live up to the chatter/client journalistic standards set by the esteemed “roving reporter of Ms. Cassidy’s ‘Dare to Dance’”, the infinitesimal in size yet formidable in scope, tonydshrimp.

Now, the next episode of Hair and Heels will be a little Cinco de Mayo affair (May 5th of course) at the usual time of 8PM EST on Thursday.  Unfortunately, our New Mexico “Little Goddess” Ms. Ivy will be preoccupied on Thursdays in May taking a culinary course, so Ms. Alexandria will be flying solo this week.  (So by all means, as always, feel free to call in toll free if you have any questions or comments to share.)   Following a number of themed shows, including the recent three week series on the long encyclopedic list of various fetishes, this week’s episode seems like it is going to be a bit of an odds and ends affair–or “Odds and Sods” if you are a fan of The Who’s discography.  One thing definitely on the agenda is an “It’s Your Birthday” spotlight, and we have birthdays of two of LDW/Enchantrix Empire’s finest to commemorate the occasion.  They are the man (and philanthropist) whom Ms. Alexandria herself refers to as “Chef Teddy Bear Marshmallow Creampuff John”, as well as our captain of the chatroom and master of the pole Ms Ann’s steph (who, to bring everything back full circle, was a featured guest all the way back on Hair & Heels episode 1).

By the way, to leave my fellow strokers will a little tease, if you yourself have a birthday upcoming, a little birdie (in this case actually, a beautiful Goddess) told me that it is in your best interest not to keep it to yourself.  Would you like to know why?  Send Ms. Alexandria an email @ Alexandria@enchantrixempire.com for the juicy details.

Editor’s note:  I would like to extend a warm Hair & Heels (for the record, I don’t wear them) & LDW/ Enchantrix Empire welcome to relative newcomer Mindless.  From my vantage, the handle is a misnomer as he seems to be a pretty passionate, interesting guy, although I have noticed that he does appear to become a bit lightheaded when in the presence of our Hair and Heels co-host, Ms. Alexandria (can’t blame him).  In fact, our beloved Ms. Alexandria, expert masturbation Mistress calls him the “Mindless Masturbator” because his masturbation habits occasionally even extend beyond the vast limits of her sonorous voice and dexterous fingers, compelling her to advise him to platoon with morning Mistresses while she gets her beauty sleep.  Anyway, Mindless—I can’t give you Doc Brown’s Delorean that you so crave to be transported back before the Penny Auction so you could join in the copper collecting, but take it from me that there are plenty of trinkets to be possibly had if you have open eyes and a measure of follow through.

That’s This Weeks Story,

Castaway